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5 celebrity quotes to MASA-Make America Smile Again.

Not all celebrities are brain dead Illuminati slaves. These celebrity quotes give us hope that comedy isn’t dead.  There’s a #6 bonus- can’t confirm that it was actually from Jeff Foxworthy-more likely a spoof. But too funny just the same!

1.This new one from Rob Schneider is hilarious.

2.James Woods is always on target.

3.Roseanne Barre doesn’t hold back.

4.This MILO retweet from “Hispanics for Trump” is a bit raunchy but hilarious!

5.This one’s a classic from Scott Baio. He nails it!
#6 Bonus! Allegedly from Jeff Foxworthy-definitely his style.

You might be a radical Muslim”

If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You might be a radical Muslim.

If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes,
You might be a radical Muslim.

If you have more wives than teeth,
You might be a radical Muslim.

If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean,
You might be a radical Muslim.

If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide,
You might be a radical Muslim.

If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against,
You might be a radical Muslim.

If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You might be a radical Muslim.

If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You might be a radical Muslim.

If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
You might be a radical Muslim.

If your cousin was president of the United States for eight years,
You might be a radical Muslim.

If you find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it,
You might be a radical Muslim.

The odds of making it in Hollywood are slim to none.

Having  a steady career in that biz is even more rare.

These celebs have all put it all on the line. They supported America at the risk of losing their golden ring career. Scott Baio was blackballed. James Woods said he doesn’t expect to work again.

They deserve a major round of applause for choosing America over personal gain.

Hope these celebrity quotes brought some smiles to your weekend!

If you have any you’d like to share, put’em on the comment section below this post-not just on facebook:) Thanks!

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