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He’s Almost Locked Up! Perv Weiner Pleads Guilty

Anthony Weiner pleads guilty

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Headlines are ablaze. “Weiner Pleads Guilty” for sexting a minor. One of the Clinton cartel will be locked up.

It finally happened. Perv Anthony Weiner pleads guilty.

It is likely that he will serve time in prison and will have to register as a sex offender when he’s released.  Although he could face prison charges of up to 10 years, Federal Prosecutors said that between 21-27 months would be “fair and appropriate.”  His sentencing hearing is September 8th. If he can scrounge up $150,000 to post bail he’ll have to surrender his passport.

He also faced the ultimate punishment-he had to surrender his i-phone.

It will be interesting to see if any Clinton teflon magic will slide his way.

The New York Times reports,

“Anthony D. Weiner, the former Democratic congressman whose sexting scandals ended his political career and embroiled him in a tumultuous F.B.I. investigation of Hillary Clinton before the election, pleaded guilty to a felony on Friday, crying openly as he admitted to conduct that he knew was “as morally wrong as it was unlawful.”

The plea agreement ended a federal investigation into a series of sexually explicit pictures and messages that Mr. Weiner sent last year to a 15-year-old girl in North Carolina.”

Weiner whining.

Although, unlike his corrupt cronies, Weiner held himself accountable for his crimes, his statement smacked a wee bit of the ol’ “poor me.”

The New York Times reported that Weiner was shaking and dissolved into tears as he read his prepared statement. An excerpt:

“Through treatment I found the courage to take a moral inventory of my defects.” He said he began a program of recovery and mental health treatment that he was continuing.

“I accept full responsibility for my conduct,” he told Judge Preska. “I have a sickness, but I do not have an excuse.”

Huma calls it quits. Again.

Before Weiner could pack his special edition non-slip soap Huma filed for divorce.

Fox News reported,

“Huma Abedin reportedly filed for divorce from Anthony Weiner Friday, hours after the disgraced former congressman pleaded guilty to sexting a minor.”

“Stray at home Dad”

The NY Post used that hilarious term when they reported on the perv who bragged that his toddler son is a “chick magnet.” He had also famously sent an overly excited  sext message with his then 3 year old son lying next to him in bed.

It’s unclear at this point as to what, if any, charges he may face for engaging in these activities  while around his little boy. It’s sad that this innocent kid will be burdened with the shame of his father for the rest of his life.

His reward could be free room and board and lots of prison sex.

Maybe the sobbing sexter will  cheer up in prison. He can always call dibs on the younger inmates who are “transitioning” on the taxpayers’ dime.

Weiner’s 15 year old victim may not be young enough to warrant a brutal pummeling from the other inmates. However-that doesn’t mean that he couldn’t wind up dead in there thanks to the long arm of the Clintons’ Lawlessness.

As long as he’s alive and unable to access his “Life Insurance” file on his laptop, he’d better watch his back in more ways than one.

Do you think Weiner will do any time? Comment below!


1 Comment

  1. Mateo Tsien

    He was once the most shrill class warfare artist in the US House. He went on everyday. You could tell he was extremely ambitious — very Hitlarian.

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