Ooooweeeoooooh! It’s October and nothing is spookier than the programmed cult of “Liberal Zombies.”
This week Liberal Zombies were out in full force in efforts in a failed effort to prevent the appointment of Brett Kavanaugh to Supreme Court Justice. Because blackmail, false witnesses, lies and smears have worked so well to overthrow our fairly elected President.
In contrast, GOP members of Congress sprung back to life and voted in favor of Kavanaugh in spite of the vicious smear campaign designed to destroy him.
The 50-48 vote will likely trigger a Zombie Apocalypse the likes of which we have never seen before.
Liberals have been infested with an MK Mind Control virus. It’s the only explanation that can explain the insatiable lust for ill-informed outrage and justified violence against political opponents.
But exactly what are “Liberal Zombies?” Are they real?
This Urban Dictionary definition presented by SArchangel sums it up:
A person so open-minded that their brain has fallen out of their skull.
When the brain falls out of the opening of the human mind, the human becomes a liberal zombie, and can coexist peacefully only with its own kind. To survive amidst a liberal zombie, appear vulnerable or socially awkward, and avoid anything of potentially offensive nature.
What makes a Zombie short-wire?
There’s a sure fire way to shut down an MK Mind Controlled Liberal Zombie. Ask a question that requires an original, lucid response.
This challenge will explode the infected brain and render them momentarily helpless, giving a person enough time to escape.
Not employing this technique was Senator Ted Cruz’s mistake, nearly costing him and his wife their lives.
Senator and Mrs. Cruz were accosted by a horde of Kavanaugh-Kill zombies in an upscale DC restaurant.
Cruz made the rookie error of attempting to be polite and non-confrontational. He escorted his wife Heidi out of the restaurant, barely making it past the walking dead who attempted to block their exit.
Cruz and his wife hightailed it down a back alley, pursued by the bloodthirsty horde. Fortunately the restaurant (who likely hosted a NWO virus who tipped someone off about Cruz’s reservation) let them in the back door.
That was close. Too close.
Don’t make Senator Cruz’s mistake. This is how it’s done.
Yes, it can be difficult to curtail sympathy while witnessing the slaughter of these poor mindless creatures, but we must remain diligent.
A bloodthirsty horde of Kavanaugh-Kill Zombies were induced into a state of temporary paralysis when questioned about Keith Ellison during this mobile interview….
Is Voodoo Priest-Master Soros about to bite the “coupe poudre?”
President Trump has called him out on Twitter a few times this week.
“The very rude elevator screamers are paid professionals only looking to make Senators look bad. Don’t fall for it! Also, look at all of the professionally made identical signs. Paid for by Soros and others. These are not signs made in the basement from love! #Troublemakers”
“Women for Kavanaugh, and many others who support this very good man, are gathering all over Capitol Hill in preparation for a 3-5 P.M. VOTE. It is a beautiful thing to see – and they are not paid professional protesters who are handed expensive signs. Big day for America!”
President Trump just pulled George Soros out of the shadows. Does outing the evil mastermind who bankrolls the destruction of our country signal that Soros and the rest of his conspirators are about to go down?
Will Democrats enlist the aid of their shuffling, screaming Liberal Zombies to impeach Kavanaugh?
Will they dig up a new victim to allege that Brett Kavanaugh ate her second helping of sticky rice on chicken-a-la-king day in the second grade cafeteria?
What’s got them so wound up? Is there more at stake than fighting for a woman’s ‘right” to kill her pre-born child?
Could it be that having Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh on the bench will support a military tribunal for their meddling in our election and when that didn’t work-launching a coup?
What will you say when your children ask, “Are Zombies real?”
We’ve been subjected to videos of shrill, portly prom rejects chasing down Senators, scowling Maxine Waters triggering the hordes, and “testimony” from baby-voiced executioner Christina Ford.
It’s hard to imagine that things could get even fuglier.
However, it may be time to deadbolt the doors, double check the crawlspace, board up the windows and unzip the survival gear.
When will this apocalypse end?
This is Part 1 of October’s MK Mind Control Series, exploring the cause of “Liberal” madness. But the others are for real.
*Dust formulated by Voodoo sorcerer to create a zombie
Fox News-Dershowitz warns Dems not to seek revenge
Daily Caller-Sen. Cruz recounts attack in restaurant to Fox News